Cenizo Journal Spring 2016 | Page 26

IN PURSUIT OF THE FORMIDABLE TUNA; A Far West Texas guide to gathering the fruit and making prickly pear juice by Bridget Weiss. Illustration by Carolyn Brown Zniewski. P rickly pear cactus fruits, a.k.a. tunas, ripen continually from early June until late October. In South County, they’re often ready to pick as early as late May. Tunas typi- cally don’t ripen in Alpine, Marfa and Fort Davis until August. Groups of cacti only a few yards away from one another will fruit at different times. This variation allows harvesting into late fall. The cactus has large and small spines (glochids) as defense. Never directly touch a tuna. Employ the indirect approach, with tongs and gloves, and hope for the best. Even if you imagine that you didn’t touch a tuna, you will spend the following weeks picking tiny spines from all areas of your body as a result of merely being in their vicinity. The large spines are easy to spot and can be removed with fingers or tweezers. The small spines can be difficult to see and will happily embed themselves in your skin, some- times choosing to take their exit months after your encounter. The tiniest broken bit of glochid in a finger or toe is a constant irritant and can lead to uncharacteristic expressions of profanity and frustration. Be warned: tunas are a food source for javelina, wild hogs and wasps, and prickly pear are a fortress for snakes and burrowing animals. Watch the ground beneath your feet and examine the patch before collecting. Tarantula hawks (very scary wasps) and rat- tlesnakes are no joke. Harvest the for- midable tuna with all caution. If you pick fruit along a county or state road and are unlucky, the local law or park employees will ask you to desist. Texas is 95 per cent privately owned, and the parks, thankfully, have most of the rest. In other words: one can’t pick any- thing at any time for any reason with- out permission. If you go cowboy and do not ask first, be prepared for the property owner or ranger to appear in the middle of nowhere and ask what exactly you think you’re doing with those tongs in hand on their land. When you have gotten permission, 26 Cenizo here is a costume and equipment list for collecting tunas: Water (hydrate or die), hat against the sun (it wouldn’t hurt to make this a beekeepers hat— wasps!), long-sleeved shirt, heavy pants, snake-proof hiking boots, leather or heavy-duty rubber gloves (to be discarded after use), plastic cooler for collecting tuna (spines will stick and stay in cloth bags), very long-handled tongs. Now wade out to those bright pink fruits and fill that cooler. After an appro- priate recovery nap it is time to bottle tuna juice for holiday cock- tails. You will need some equipment and set-up before you actually bottle the juice. Fruit juicers can be pur- chased in El Paso, a short 442 miles round-trip. TIP: don’t think it will be better to share the gas expense with a friend for com- pany; they might carry on about per- sonal issues, pausing only for a breath while you are wishing the volume on the radio could turn up even higher. All things considered, you might want to have ordered a fruit or wine press online a couple weeks ago. Fruit or wine presses will save you a series of burned-out juicer motors, not to men- tion an insidious purple spatter on every surface in the kitchen. You will also need a large round bucket with mesh paint strainers to fit, heavy-duty plastic gloves for processing, a vat of boiling water, a long-handed strainer spoon, a sponge mop, kitchen towels (all that you own) and three gallons kitchen wall paint. Your kitchen will never be the same. Sounds so easy, “juice the fruit.” Don’t be fooled. Tuna skins are hardy, and most easily softened by spending Second Quarter 2016 five minutes in a boiling water bath. Use just enough water to cover the fruit. Bring water to a boil and simmer five minutes. Using the large strainer spoon, remove the softened tunas to the juicer or wine press. Process the fruits according to directions of your chosen equipment. Run the processed juice through the mesh strainer affixed to a large bucket. If using a juicer, the quantity of spines, seeds and pureed skin will cause the straining process to take up to 30 minutes. If using a wine press, there will be minimal seeds and spines. If you need to feed the kids or have a glass of wine on the porch now, you can refrigerate the juice and finish the project tomorrow. To bottle the juice, once you have some, you will need a water bath canner, canning jars (1/2 pint-size, as the actual amount of juice will be small), a jar lifter, a cooling rack, fresh-squeezed lime juice and agave nectar or honey. Heat the water bath and sterilize the jars. Ball Jar has a website for informa- tion on canning. Measure the juice. Using a non-reactive pot, bring juice to a boil and simmer three minutes. Remove from heat. For each one cup of juice, add one Tablespoon fresh lime juice and two Tablespoons agave nectar or local honey. Ladle the hot mixture into sterile jars, put on lids, lower jars into canner, bring water bath to full boil and process the jars in the canner for 10 minutes. Remove jars from canner, tighten lids and allow to cool. As the lids seal, you will hear a ping. Now for the word we have all been waiting for: Margaritas: 1 – 2 parts prickly pear juice 1 part fresh lime juice 1 part agave nectar or simple syrup 3 parts tequila 1 part people you want to impress with your understanding of the land. So you think you know your tunas? Using your notes, take the quiz. 1. Tunas are a favored food source for: a) Naturalized camels b) The neighbors c) Javelinas and wasps d) All of the above 2. One can harvest tunas on any county road: a) While loudly playing “This Land is Your Land” by Arlo Guthrie b) Wearing snake-proof boots c) When the moon is in the seventh house d) Never 3. Tuna juice, a.k.a prickly pear nectar is: a) Earthy in flavor like a beet b) The primary reason alien life crashed in Presidio in 1974 c) Used as an aphrodisiac in Pago Pago d) An ingredient in saltine crackers 4. Cactus spines are: a) Harmless and frequently used in card games b) Spontaneously generated by horned lizards in heavy rains c) Difficult to avoid even with precaution d) A friend to all Bonus: What answer listed above is the best fodder for a free form poem? Answers: 1-C, 2-D, 3-A, 4-C, BONUS 2-C or 4-B Sit on your porch and enjoy the Margaritas!